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Saturday 31 December 2011

welcome 2012


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happy new year


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Like BIRDS, Let Us, Leave Behind


Like BIRDS, 
Let Us, Leave Behind 
What We Don't Need To 
Carry,
GRUDGES, 
SADNESS, 
PAIN FEAR 
And 
REGRETS.
Life Is Beautiful, Enjoy It.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012


WELCOME TO 2012 WITH HAPPINESS


...Good Bye...
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^_^ WELCOME TO 2012 WITH HAPPINESS ^_^

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HAPPY NEW YEAR


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My Wishes in 2012


My Wishes in 2012

God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that’s all!


My wishes for you in year 2012

My wishes for you in year 2012...
Great start for jan, Love for feb,
Peace for march, No worries for april
Fun for may, Joy for june to nov,
Happiness for dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2012


Friday 30 December 2011

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double


Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!


Good resolutions are simply checks



Good resolutions are simply checks
that men draw on a bank
where they have no account.
Happy New Year.


2012 is at the door Remember Life is short


2012 is at the door
Remember Life is short,
break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile.



May the stars carry shine upon you


May the stars carry
shine upon you,
May the flowers fill
your heart with beauty
May hope forever wipe
away your tears,
and above all,
May this New year be wonderful!

Happy New Year

May The Year 2012 Bring for You


May The Year 2012 Bring for You, 
Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,
Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....
Wishing You a... Happy NEW Year!!





Each moment in a day has its own value


Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012.

Each moment in a day has its own value


Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012.

In The Universal Bank of God


In The Universal Bank of God
God stores his blessings
&
deposited 365 days full of love,
faith & happiness for you,
So,Enjoy spending..
Happy New Year.

Memorable moment r celebrated together


Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2012 bring Happiness for you Dear.

As you know that 2days d last day Of d year 2011


As you know that
2days d last day
Of d year 2011
I wanna thank d
Special ppl, who
Touched my life
With their
Concern & made
My life more
Meaningful,
U r 1 of them,
Thanq 4 your
Contribution 2 my life
May almighty
ALLAH
Continue 2 give you
Abundant
Blessing &
Happiness in d
Coming years
Too

Aamin

There have been many time in 2011


There have been many time in 2011
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2012.

This is beginning of a new year


Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is beginning of a new year!

Blooming Flowers Sparkling Crackers


Blooming Flowers
Sparkling Crackers
Colorful Night
Sweetest Bite
Smiling Faces
Delicious Dishes
Only Luv, No Fear
Let’s Welcome the New Year.
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Just Sent My HEART


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( ,’o')”) “+,+”
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Just
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My
HEART
2
Wish !…U…! !…HAPPY…! !…. NEW YEAR….!

May the stars carry shine upon you


May the stars carry
shine upon you,
May the flowers fill
your heart with beauty
May hope forever wipe
away your tears,
and above all,
May this New year be wonderful!
Happy New Year

This is the last Evening of 2Ø11


*”GØØD”* *”EVNING”*
This is the last Evening of 2Ø11 
last sun set of this year 
fell every moment of last evening.
~best of luck for~2012

You Might Have A Bad Day


Bye, Bye 2011. 

My Advice For 2012? 

You Might Have A Bad Day, 
A Bad Week Or A 
Bad Month - 
But Don't Let That Ruin You. 
There Are 365 Days A Year. 
365 Chances To Have The Best Day Ever. 
So What If You Screw Up 
Once In A While? 
You'll Get Another Try. 
Don't Give Up. 
Smile. It Looks Good On You :) 

Happy New Year 

You Always Be My Favorite HELLO


Dear Sleep, 

You Always Be My 
Favorite HELLO 
And 
Hardest GOODBYE ... =D 

Sincerely, 

Everyone ... =P 

The Longest Distance For A Morning Walk


The Longest Distance For A 
Morning Walk Is From 






The Bed To The Floor ... 
Specially In Winter Morning ... ;) = 

They Have Placed A New Machine At My Gym


They Have Placed A New 
Machine At My Gym That 
Provides All My Needs. . . 








Kitkats, Mars Bars, Snickers ! =P =D 

Have You Ever Noticed That Whenever


Have You Ever Noticed 
That 
Whenever Someone Said 
" AUR SUNAOO 0r WHATS UP" 
To You, 
Amazingly Your Brain Thinking 
Power Failed To Reply It Properly 
You Got No Answer To This 
Question Except "KUCH KHAAS NAHI" 
Or "NOTHING MUCH" ... ;) =P 

The Best Feeling In The World Is When


The Best Feeling In The 
World Is When 

You Finally Understand 





How To Do The Math Sum 
You Are Learning In Class ... =P =D 

When Your Parents Say That They Want To Ask


~ F A C T ~ 

When Your Parents Say 
That 
They Want To Ask You A 
Serious Question. . . 









You Immediately Start Thinking 
Of All The Wrong Things That 
You Have Ever Done In Your 
Past... =P ;) 

Tujhi ko apne Dil Me Basaya Or Bsaya


Tujhi ko apne Dil Me Basaya Or Bsaya
♥♥♥Kuch B Nahi♥♥♥

Jidher Dekha udher Tu Hi Nazer aya or Nazer aya
♥♥♥Kuch B Nahi♥♥♥

Dunia walo Ne be-waja Badnaam kr dia
MainNe bus Tera Dil Churaya or Churaya
♥♥♥Kuch B Nahi♥♥♥

Bus Ek Tujhi ko Nahi khona Chahte the Hum Lekin
Hum Ne bus Tujhi ko Ganwaya or Ganwaya
♥♥♥Kuch B Nahi♥♥♥

Wo Jis ko Yad kiye Beghair Sote Nhi they Hum
Us Ne bus Hamein Hi Bhulaya or Bhulaya
♥♥♥Kuch B Nahi♥♥♥


Badi Mushkil Hai Iss Nadaan Dil Ki Khwahish


Badi Mushkil Hai Iss Nadaan Dil Ki Khwahish

Ek Shaqs Iska Hona Nahin Chahta, Aur Yeh Use Khona Nahin Chahta !!


Suno Mujhe Har Pal Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai


Suno!!
Mujhe Har Pal Tumhari
Yaad Aati Hai,
Kabhi Saanso K
Chalne Pe,
Kabhi Dil K
Machalnay Pe,
Kabhi Barish
Barasnay Pe,
Kabhi Aankhen
Chalakne Pe,
Kabhi Chanda
Nikal Pe,
Kabhi Suraj K
Dhalne Pe,
Kabhi Shab K
Andheron Me,
Kabhi Din K
Sawairon Me,
Kabhi Logo K
Melay Me,
Kabhi Tanha
Akele Me,
Tumhari,
Bus Tumhari Yaad
Aati Hai
Suno!!
Mujhe Har Pal Tumhari
Yaad Aati Hai,,,,,

Thursday 29 December 2011

Mujhy Kuch Tum Se Kehna Hai


Zara Thehro !

Chlay Jaana!
Mujhy Kuch Tum Se Kehna Hai
Bohat Sa Waqt Nahi Lena
Mukhtasir Si Baaat Karrni Hai
Na Dukh Apny Sunanay Hain
Na Hi Faryad Karni Hai
Na Ye Malom Karna Hai Wahan Halaat Kaise Hain
Tumhary Humsafar Sary Tumhary Sath Kaise Hain
Na Ye Malom Karna Hai K Din Aur Raat Kaise Hain
Mujhy Bas Itna Kehna Hai
Jab Tanha Raat Ko Beqrar Hote Ho

To Hum Yaaad Atey Hain.....!!!!


Wednesday 28 December 2011

Zindagi K Ufaaq Pe Tum Iss Trha Se Chamko

Zindagi K Ufaaq Pe 
Tum Iss Trha Se Chamko 
Tmhari Roshni Taa-Abaad 
Duniya K Liye Mashal-E-Raah Ban Jaye 
Tmhara Har Qadam Zamane K Liya 
Ek Achi Missal Ban Jaye 
Aur 
Meri Hansi Tmhare Liye 
Muskurahat La'zawal Ban Jaye !!! 

-Aamin- 

Stay Blessed 

A Broken 'Trust' can b Best Described

A Broken 'Trust' can b Best Described as Melted Chocolate.

No Matter How Hard U Try to Freeze ìt

It wìll never Return ìn ìts True Shape !!

Treat Ur Women With Respect

Dear Men , 

" Treat Ur Women With Respect , 

Bcuz 1 Day Someone Will Do Same To Ur Daughter." 
:) ♥ 

Ye padh lena har exam me ayega

Ye padh lena har exam me ayega
?

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Name:
Roll No:
Subject:
Ab thanx bol kar mujhe paraya mat krna.....:P:P

Smile is a language of Love

Smile is a
language of
Love.

Smile is a way
2
Success
Smile is 2 win
the
Hearts.

Smile improves
your
Personality.

SO

"Brush Properly" :-D

GOOD MORNING (^_^)

Girls Are So Beautiful

G i r l s 
Are So Beautiful, 
Loving, Caring 
And Understanding 
In 







".JPG" Format... =P =D 

[Peace Ladies] 

E x p e c t i n g & A c c e p t i n g

E x p e c t i n g 
A c c e p t i n g 
Are 2 Ides 0f Life, 

-E x p e c t i n g- 
Can En In Tears, 
But 
-A c c e p t i n g- 
Bring You Cheers... ! 

Accept Life The Way It 
Comes.. =) 

Height Of Poverty

Height Of Poverty 

Boyfriend For Sale =D 

Shortest Chat Ever

Shortest Chat Ever: 

Girl: 
Hi ...Wots Up?? 

Boy: 
Petrol Prices ... =P 

31st December Ki Raat Ko 11:59

31st December Ki Raat Ko 11:59 Ko Washroom Mat Jana 
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Kyun ke
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Agle Saal Bahir Nikloge..Sochlo..!!! :P

Girl to Another Girl

Girl to Another Girl:
"You are so Beautiful..♥''

Other Girl:
"Thank You,
You are Beautiful Too..♥"
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Now;
Boy to Another Boy:
"Hi, You are Handsome.."

Other Boy:
"GAY Saala.." :O =P =D

mujh say shadi karo ge???

Boy:
mujh say shadi karo ge???

Girl:
NO...
...
Boy:
But why???

Girl:
Ghar walay nae maanay gay..

Boy:
ghar mein kon kon hai?

Girl:
1 Husband aur 7 bachy....!:P;)'

Beauty Parlourse aa Rahi hu

CLASSIC INSULT....
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GIRL : Mai abhi abhi..... Beauty Parlourse aa Rahi hu...
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Boy : Arey........ Aaj bhi band tha Kya..??? =xp =xD

What is 'PYAR'

What is 'PYAR'.....??
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Its A group Of FriendzZz sitting in A Canteen
with A cup of Tea in handzz and saying 'P' 'YAR'....
Warna thandi hojaegi.

The Real Problem Doesnt Start Whn Boy

Experiencd Man Says:

“The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Looking At A Girl.

It Begins,

Whn She Turns

&

Looks Back At D Guy :D

Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai tu

Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai tu 

hamesha apny dimagh ki suno, 

agar dimagh sy koi jwab na aaye tu 

aankhen band kr k socho

k dimagh hai b k nahi :D

tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn

Boy….
tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .
Girls..
kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney hatoon sey banaya hai
Boy….
bol tu aise rahi ho jesey hum net sey download howe hain

Jab tum ko fone karo

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
“Naeei” hon

Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay thay

Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay thay.Shikari ne dekha Or unn pr fire kia.5 prinday urr gye.
1 betha rha.
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kioun?
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Bus….Badmashi

Tuesday 27 December 2011

Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida

Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?

Student:
Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,

Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

What happened in 1809

Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

Ek Shohar khubsurt tha aur BV kali thi

Ek Shohar khubsurt tha aur BV kali thi.
Shohar:
Hum dono Jannati hen

BV:Kesy?

Shohar:
Tm Mjhy dekh kr Shukr ada krti ho
Or
M Tmhay Dek kr toba krta hun;-)

Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara

Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua! :p

Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye

1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi
To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi

“Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch Nahi Mangti
Bas Meri Ammi Ko Ek Khobsurt Damad De De”

Pata Hai Kya Hua?
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Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gayi. :p

Moral: Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye.
Kya Pata Kis Time Qabool Hojaye. 

2012 is coming

2012 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia

MERE HO KAY RAHO

"MERE HO KAY RAHO"

apni khatir jagy ho , soye ho
apni khatir hansay ho , roye ho
kis liye , aaj khoye khoye ho
tum ne aansu bht piye apnay
tum bht saal rah liye apnay
ab mere, sirf mere ho kar raho
husn hi husn ho, zahanat ho
ishiq hon me , to tum mohabat ho
tum meri bas meri amanat ho
ji liye jis qadar jiye apnay
tum bht saal rah liye apnay
ab mere , sirf mere ho kar raho
dukh k , asaib k basiron me
kaisy choron tmhn andhairon me
tum ko de don ga sb diye apnay
tum bht saal rah liye apnay
ab mere, sirf mere ho kar raho
tum azal se dukhonk dairy ho
chahy khud ko ghamon se ghairy ho
jab se paida huy ho mere ho
aj kholain gay lab siye apnay
tum bht saal rah liye apnay
ab mere, sirf mere ho kar raho
ab mujhy apnay dard sahnay do
dil ki har baat dil se kahnay do
meri banhon me khud ko bahnay do
mudaton zakham khud siye apnay
tum bht saal rah liye apnay
ab mere, sirf mere ho kar raho


Wo Saya Daar Shajar Jo Mujh Say Door

Wo Saya Daar Shajar,
Jo Mujh Say Door 

Bohat Door Hay Mager Us Ki
Lateef Chao'on
Sajjal, Naram Chao'on Ki Tarah
Meray Wajood' 
Meri Shakhsiyat Per Chaii Hay

Wo Maa Ki Bahoon Ki Manind Meharbaa Shakhein
Jo Har Azaab Main Mujh Ko Samait Laiti Hain
Wo Ak Mushfiq Dareena Ki Dua Ki Tarah
Shareer Jhonkon Say Naram Patton Ki Naram Sar-Ghoshi
Kalaam Karnay Ka Lehja Mujhay Sekhati Hay

Wo Doston Ki Haseen Muskurahaton Ki Tarah 
Shafaq Azaar, Dhanak Pairhan Shagofay Jo
Mujhay Zameen Say Mohabbat Ka Dars Detay Hain !

Udasiyon Ki Kese Jan-gadaaz Saa'at Main
Main Us Kay Shaakh Pay Sar Rakh Kay Jab Bhi Roii Hoon
Tu Meri Palkon Nay Mehsoos Kar Liya Foran
Bohat Hi Naram See Ak Pankhari Ka Sherree Lams !
( nami thi aankh main lakin main muskuraii hoon! )

Kari Hay Dhoop
Tu Phir Barg Barg Hay Shabnam
Tapay Hoon Lehjay 
Tu Phir Phool Phool Hay Resham 
Haray Hon Zakham
Tu Sab Konpalon Ka Ras Marham !

Wo Ak Khushboo 
Jo Meray Wajood Kay Andar
Sadaqaton Ki Tarah Zeena Zeena Utri Hay
Kiran Kiran Meri Socho Main Jagmagati Hay
( muhay qabool, keh wajdaan nahi yeh chaand mera
yeh roshni mujhay adraak day rahi hai mager ! )

Wo Ak Jhonka
Jo Us Shaher -e- Gul Say Aaya Tha
Ab Us Kay Saath Bohat Dorr Ja Chuki Hoon Main 
Main Ak Nanni See Bachi Hoon Or Khamoshi Say 
Bas Us Ki Ungliyaa Thamay Or Aankhay Band Kiye
Jaha Jaha Liye Jata Hay, Ja Rahi Hoon Main !

Wo Saya Dar Shajar
Jo Din Main Meray Liye Maa Ka Naram Aanchal Hay
Wo Raat Main Meray Aangan Pay Theharnay Wala
Shafeeq, Naram Zabaa Meharbaa Baadal Hay

Meray Dareechoon Main Jab Chaandni Nahi Aati
Jo Be-Charag Koii Shab Utarnay Lagti Hay
To Meri Aankhay Kiran Kay Shajar Ko Sochti Hain
Dabeez Parday, Nigahon Say Hatnay Lagtay Hain
Hazar Chaand, Sar -e- Shaakh Gul Ubhartay Hain !


apne bistar pay buhut dair se main neem daraaz

apne bistar pay buhut dair se main neem daraaz

sochti thi wo iss waqt kaha par ho ga
main yaha hoin magar uss kucha rang o boo main 
rooz ki tarha se wo ajj bhi ayya ho ga
aur jaab uss ne waha mujh ko na payya ho ga !???

aap ko ilm hai' wo ajj nahi ayee hain ?
meri har dost se uss ne yehi pocha ho ga
kyoun nahi ayee wo- kya baat hui hai akhir
khud se iss baat pay soo baar wo uljha ho ga
kal wo aaye gi to main uss se nahi bolon ga
aap hi aap ki baar wo rotha ho ga
wo nahi hai to balandi ka safar kitna kathan
seriyah charte huwe uss ne ye socha ho ga
rahdari main' hare laan main' phoolon ki kareeb
uss ne har samat mujhe aan ke dhounda ho ga

naam bholle se jo mera kehein ayya ho ga
ghair mehsoos tareeke se wo chonka ho ga
aik jumle ko kayee baar sunayaa ho ga
baat karte huwe soo baar wo bhula ho ga
ye jo larki nayee ayee hai' kehin wo to nahi
uss ne har chehra yehi soch ke decka ho ga
jaane mehfil hai' magar aaj fakat mere beghair
haye kiss darja wohi bazm main tanha ho ga
kabhi sanatoin se wehshaat jo hoi ho gi usse
uss ne be sakhta phir mujh ko pukaara ho ga
chalte chalte koi manoos se ahaat paa kar
doston ko bhi kissi azer se roka ho ga
yaad karke mujhe' naam ho geyi hon gi palkain
ankh main par gya kuch'' keh ke tala ho ga
aur ghabra ke kitabon main jo li ho gi panaah
har sater main mera chehra ubhar ayya ho ga
jaab mili ho gi usse mere allalat ki khabar
uss ne aista se deewar ko thama ho ga
soch kar ye ' ke behl jaye parshani dil
youin be wajah' kissi shaks ko roka ho ga!

itafaakan mujhe uss shaam meri aik dost mili
main ne pocha ke suno- ahey thai wo? kesse thai ?
mujh ko pocha tha? mujhe dhounda tha charoun janab??
uss ne aik lamhe ke liye decka mujhe aur phir hans dii
uss hansi main to wo talkhi thi ke uss ke agay
kya kaha uss ne - mujhe yaad nehi - LAKIN
ITNA MALOOM HAI ' khuwaboin ka bharaam toot gya!


Ham to saya tera ban jayen agar tu chahe

Ham to saya tera ban jayen agar tu chahe
Ya kabhi bhi na nazar aayen agar tu chahe

Tu jo chahe to sar-e-aam karen ehd-e-wafa
Yunhi dunya se guzar jayen agar tu chahe

Tujh se milne main to janaan teri ruswai hai
Ham teri yaad se mil aayen agar tu chahe

Tu jo keh de to pukaaren sar-e-bazaar tujhe
ajnabi ban ke guzar jayen agar tu chahe

Zindagi kar len agar teri ijazat mil jaye
Teri chaukhat pe hi mar jayen agar tu chahe

Tu to chahe to zamane ke sitam yunhi sahen
Saari dunya se bhi takraayen agar tu chahe

Tu Saraab aya hai badla hua chehra lai kar
Ham tujhe tujh se bhi milwayen agar tu chahe

Mere Myar e Takhayul Se Bhe Ooncha Nikla

Mere Myar e Takhayul Se Bhe Ooncha Nikla,
Jis Ko Jhota Me Samjhta Tha Wo Sacha Nikla.

Me mujassam usey samjha usey pana chaha,
aik perchai tha wo shakhs bhe saya nikla.

Dunya walo ki nazar me to bura tha lekin,
me ne us shakhs ko jancha to wo acha nikla.

Maqtal e jism me jis ne meri gardan mari,
maqtal e jaan me wo hi mera sahara nikla.

Apne aangan me wo bas kaanch ka tukra thehra,
Ghar ki dehleez k us paar wo heera nikla.

Dil k sikkey ko Zarnaab samjh rakha tha,
Aaj bazar me rakha to khota nikla.

Hum ne aj un se sar-e-raah shikayat kr li,
chubh raha tha jo kai din se wo kanta nikla.

Un k aangan k shajar sary hen shadaab MOEEN,
mere aangan ka ye ik pair bhe sokha nikla.

Teri Bargah Mein Ay Khuda

Teri Bargah Mein Ay Khuda, Junhi Sar Ko Maine Jukha Diya,
Usi Waqt Teri Khudayi Ne, Mujhe pastiyon Se Utha Diya,

Main Zaleel Tha Main Haqeer Tha, Tere Dar ka Aik Faqeer Tha,
Tu Ne Aik Hi Sajday Mein, Mujhe Kya Se Kya Bana Diya,

Rag-e-Jaan Se Bhi Tu Qareeb hai,Tu Hi Likhta Sab K Naseeb Hai,
Jisay Chaha Pal Mein Utha Diya, Jisay Chaha Pal Mein Gira Diya…..!!!!

Tanha Ghar Se Bahir Jana Theek Nahi

Tanha Ghar Se Bahir Jana Theek Nahi,
Tum Masoom Ho Aur Zamana Theek Nahi.

Saaf Dilon Ko Phir Se Maila Kr Den Gi,
Guzri Baaton Ko Dohraana Theek Nahi.

Aisi Cheezen Door Se Achhi Lagti Hain,
Chaand Ko Apny Paas Bulana Theek Nahi.

Aao Mery Haath Pe Apna Haath Rakho,
Saail Ko Khali Loutana Theek Nahi.

Rafta Rafta Tabeeren Beh Jati Hen,
Num Aankhon Mein Khawab Sajana Theek Nahi.

Chorr MOHSIN In Pathar Dil Insanon Ko,,
Apny Dil Ka Haal Sunana Theek Nahi..

JANE PHIR Q Khud Ko Mujh Se

JANE PHIR Q

Khud Ko Mujh Se JUDA Kia Usne, Jo Na Karna Tha wo Kia Usne,
Yaad Karne Se B Na YAAD Aaun, Aisa Mujh Ko BHULA Dia Usne,

Mein To Bus Wakt Ki ZAROORAT hun, Mujhko Aakhir Bata Dia Usne,
Apne Hathon Se Khud Hi Likh K Mujhe JAAN,
" JANE PHIR Q " MITA DIYA USNE.'

Heart, we will forget him

Heart, we will forget him,
You and I, tonight!
You must forget the warmth he gave,
I will forget the light.

When you have done pray tell me,
Then I, my thoughts, will dim.
Haste! ‘lest while you’re lagging
I may remember him!

Hatheli samny rakhna

Hatheli samny rakhna,
K sub aanso girain us mein,
Jo ruk jayega honton pr,
SAMJH JANA K WO HON MAIN..

Sab apni zaat ke izhaar ka tamasha hai

Sab apni zaat ke izhaar ka tamasha hai
Wagar na kon yahan paaniyon pe chalta hai

Tamaam umar ki naghma-garii ke baad khula
Ye shahar apni samaat main sang jaisa hai

suna hai teray shaher may

suna hai teray shaher may nazool-e-wafa ka mousam
muhabat ka sawan aur rang-o-noor ka aalam hota hai

suna hai wahan diloon ka milan hota hai
rohoon ka visal aur hijar ka inkar hota hai

Main raat toot ke roya tou chain se soya

Main raat toot ke roya tou chain se soya
Ke dil kaa dard meri chashm-e-tar se nilkla tha

Woh Qais abb jisey Majnoo pukarte hain Faraz
Teri tarah koi Deewana ghar se nikla tha


Monday 26 December 2011

People May Hate You For Being Different

People May Hate You For Being Different 
And 
Not Living By Society's Standards, 
But 
Deep Down, They Wish 
They Had The Courage To Do The Same. . . 8-) ^_- 

THE JOURNEY Of LIFE

THE JOURNEY Of LIFE 
Is Traveled Only 
ONCE...! 
So, 
Make TAUBA For Past, 
SHUKAR For Present, 
DUA For The Future, 
B'coz 
"DUA" Is D Only Element That Changes TAQDEER, 

Have A Nice Day 

Ek Baat Zindagi Bhar Yaad Rakhna

Ashfaq Ahmed A Great Writer, writes ..."!! 

"Ek Baat Zindagi Bhar Yaad Rakhna, 
Kisi Ko Dhoka Na Dena, 
Dhoke Mein Bari Jaan Hoti Hy, 
Ye Kabhi Marta Nahi, 
Ghoom Phir Kar Ek Din Wapis Aap k Paas Hi Pohanch Jata Hy 
Kyun k Iss Ko Apne Thikane Se Bohat Mohabat Hoti Hy.."!! 

Wife Comes Home Late At Night

Wife Comes Home Late At Night And Quietly Opens The Door To Her Bedroom. >=) 

From Under The Blanket She Sees Four Legs Instead Of Two. :/ >:O 

She Reaches For A Baseball Bat And Starts Hitting The Blanket As Hard As She Can. 
>:O :> 

Once She's Done, She Goes To The Kitchen To Have A Drink. 

As She Enters, She Sees Her Husband There, Reading A Magazine. :S 

"Hi Darling", He Says, "Your Parents Have Come To Visit Us, So L Let Them Stay In Our Bedroom. Hope You Have Said Hello. =P =D 

The Greatest Mistake You Can Make

-Quote 0f The Day- 

'' The Greatest Mistake You Can Make In Life Is To Continually Be Afraid You Will Make One'' 
~Elbert Hubbard~ 

May Allah Break The Front Teeth

My Prayer For You: 

May Allah Break The Front Teeth Of Those People 
Who Plot Evil Against You Secretly, 

So That You Know Your Enemies By 
Their Smiles...!!! =P =D 

Talented Husband

Talented Husband 

Wife: Aap Mujse Kitna Pyar Krte Hain? 

Husband: Main Tumse Itna Pyar Krta Hun K 
Tmhara Jhoota Zehr B Pi Skta Hun. 
Yaqin Na Ho To Aazma Lo Abhi. =P =D 

Zindagi K Ufaaq Pe

Zindagi K Ufaaq Pe 
Tum Iss Trha Se Chamko 
Tmhari Roshni Taa-Abaad 
Duniya K Liye Mashal-E-Raah Ban Jaye 
Tmhara Har Qadam Zamane K Liya 
Ek Achi Missal Ban Jaye 
Aur 
Meri Hansi Tmhare Liye 
Muskurahat La'zawal Ban Jaye !!! 

-Aamin- 

Stay Blessed 

Kabhi Pehli Bar School Jaane Mein

Heart Touching :') 

Kabhi Pehli Bar School Jaane Mein Dar Lagta Tha, 
Aaj Har Rasta Khud Hi Chunte Hai.. 

Kabhi Mummy-Papa Ki Har Baat Sacchi Lagti Thi, 
Aaj Unhi Se Jhooth Bolte Hai... 

Kabhi Chhoti Si Chot Kitna Rulati Thi, 
Aaj DIL TOOT JAATA HAI FIR Bhi SAMBHAL Jaate 
Hai.. 

Pehle Dost Bus Saath Khelne Tak Yaad Rehte The, 
Aaj Kuch Dost Jaan Se Zyada Pyare Lagte Hai.. 

Ek Din Tension Ka Meaning Maa Se Puchna Padta Tha, 
Or Aaj Tension Soulmate Lagta Hai.. 

Ek Din Tha Jab Pal Me Ladna, Pal Me Manana To 
Roz Ka Kam Tha, 
Aaj Ek Baar Jo Juda Hue To Rishte tak Kho Jate Hai.. 

Sachi, Zindagi Ne Bahut Kuch Sikha Diya... 

Na Jaane Rab Ne Humko Itne Jaldi Bada Kyun Bana Diya. :'( 
:'( 

When The Only Thing You Know

The Most Painful Moment: 

When The Only Thing You Know In Your Test Is; 
Your Name, Roll Number And The Date.. =/ =P 

Mujhay Tum Say Mohabbat Hai

Mujhay Tum Say Mohabbat Hai,,

Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay Phoolon Say Pyaar Hai.
Magar Jab Phool Khiltay Hain
Tu Unhain Tehni Say Toor Dalti Ho

Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay Baarishoon Say Pyaar Hai.
Magar Jab Baarish Hoti Hai
Tu Chuppti Phirti Ho

Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay Hawaoon Say Pyaar Hai.
Magar Jab Hawa Chalti Hai
Tu Khirkiyan Band Kar Leti Ho

Phir Is Waqt
Main Khoof Zada Sa Ho Jata Hoon

Jab Tum.
Mujh Say Kehti Ho
Mujhay Tum Say Mohabbat Hai,,

Monday 19 December 2011

3 Piyakkar ne Daru pee ke

3 Piyakkar ne Daru pee ke Ek Taxi Roki....

Taxi Driver ne Gaddi Start ki and Fir Band kar di...

Bola yeh Lo Saab hum pahunch gaye

1st Piyakkar ne Use Paise De diye

2nd Piyakkar Bola...Thank You

3rd Piakkar ne ek Thappad Diya n Bola

 "Sale Aaram se chalaya kar...marwa deta aaj to" :D


IP