WWW.SMSFUNMASTI.COM
VISITS US THERE THANKS...

Wednesday 30 November 2011

Muhabbat Jurm hy Mera

Trapny do abi mujh ko,
"Muhabbat Jurm hy mera"
Meri ankhoon mein rehny do,
Ye Aanso or behny do,
Mujy ilzaam koi do,
Muhabbat jurm hy mera
Main to wo musafir houn,
K apny Kafilay sy jo
Baghawat kr k pchtaye
Or js pr bhrosa ho
Usi sy chot b khaye
Mujy bas dard sehny do
Muhbat jurm hy mera
Wo mera ho nhi sakta,
Main jis ko toot k chaahun
Kisi ko wasta dy kr,
Kahaan tak saath ly jaon
Mujhy Tanhai sehny do,
K
Muhabbat Jurm hy Mera!!

When I'm Sad, I Cut Myself

When I'm Sad, I Cut Myself! 
Another Slice 0f 
CHOCOLATE 
CAKE... =P ;->

I love YouTube

If someone says 

"I love you" and you don't feel the same way, just say... 

"I

love

YouTube" =P 

I Don't Know What Is Our Destiny

♥I Don't Know What Is Our Destiny.........,♥

♥But, With You I Know I'll Be Happy,.........,♥

♥Because There Is Nothing More Divine,.........,♥

♥But The Fact That I Made You Mine,.........,♥

♥So I'll Give You All The Love And Care,.........,♥

♥And I Promise I'll Always Be There,.........,♥

♥When You Need You'll Have My Shoulder,.........,♥

♥With Love As Together We Grow Older.........,♥

A Good Friend Knows All Your Best Stories

A GOOD FRIEND 
Knows All Your 
Best Stories. . . 

But 

A BEST FRIEND 
Has Lived Them With 
YOU . . .!!! ^_- 

" E G O '' 
Is The Only Requirement 
To Destroy Any 
R e l a t i o n s h i p , 

So Be The Bigger Person; 

Skip The ''E'' 

And 

Let It ''Go''. . . ! =) 

There r Some People 
In Life That Make You 

Laugh A Little Louder, 

Smile A Little Brighter 

And 

Live A Little Better. . . ♥ ♥ ♥ 

When you don't know 
about the tree, 
Simply tie a goat to 
the tree and explain about 
the goat 




This is how 
We attempt an unknown 
question in Exams ... =P =D 

B-B-A RoXxX 

Tuesday 29 November 2011

Definition of A Happy Couple :
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
HE does what SHE wants and SHE
does what SHE wants...;) :D

A teacher to a student:

what is yewr "permanent address"???

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Student:

Facebook.com :) !!

{♥}Mujhe Khamosh Raahon Main Tera Saath Chahiye

{♥}Tanha Hy Mera Haath Tera Haath Chahiye

{♥}Mujh Ko Mere Muqadar Per Itna Yaqeen To Hy

{♥}Tujhko Bhi Mere Lafz Meri Baat Chahiye

{♥}Main Khud Apni Shairy Ko Kiya Acha Kahun

{♥}Mujh Ko Teri Ta'reef, Teri Daad Chahiye

{♥}Ehsas-E-Muhabat Tere Hi Wastey Hai

{♥}Lekin

{♥}junoon-E-Ishq Ko Teri Har Soughat Chahiye

{♥}Tu Mujh Ko Paany Ki Khwahish Rakhta Hai Shayad..!

{♥}Lekin

{♥}Mujhy Jeeny K Liye Teri Hi ZAAT Chahiye..♥

A Great Relationship Is Based On Two Main Principles.

First, Appreciate Your Similarities,
And
Second, Respect Your Differences ♥

Romantic Lines Of A Little Child

"Main Tumhei'n Bhoolne Ki Bht Tosish Kalta Hoon
Pal Main Teya Taro'n Mama Loz
.
.
Badaam Thila Deti Hyn
Ol Yaad Fil Se Aa Jati Hy" .... ♥ ;)


2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki 

Boy Jumped 1st, 
Girl Close Her Eyes & Returnd. 

Boy In Air Opened Parashute & Said: Mjhy Pata Tha Chudel Tu Nahi Koode Gi. . .:O 
FROM That Day Onwards People Started Saying LADIES FIRST... =P =D 

Wo muj sa mila to tha lmha bhar ka lea
or wo lmha mare zindge bAn Gaya ♥

sadaa haqq ethe rakh

Dear teacher, 
When 90% of us fail, it isn't because 
We didn't try, 
It's because you're a terrible teacher. 

Sincerely, 
Your Students ... =P 

Protess By B.B.A ... =D 
(Sadaa Haqq ... Ethe Rakh) 

My Bed Is A 
'Time Machine' 


I Laid Down For 
5 Minutes... And Next 
Thing I Knew 
It Was 5 Hours Later . . . =D 

So If 
I typed 'IDIOT' into Google 




Would Your Picture Come Up . . . ? =P =D 

Boy: Stop looking at Me..!
Girl: Why??? =(


Boy: Every Time I see you;
You take My Breath away,
I need to Breath Sometime..♥ !!


Girl: Awwh.. Muwahhhhh..:***


Boy [Blushes Hug Her Tightly] ♥ !! =)

Girl : Do You Believe In Angels ?
Boy : Yeah .
Girl : Where Do They Live ?
Boy : Some In Heaven , Some On Earth .
Girl : Have You Ever Met One ? 
Boy : Yup , Even Hugged One. I Kissed One , Too.
Girl : You’re Cheating On Me With An Angel ?
Boy : No , You’re My Angel .♥♥♥ :)

Iss Dil-e-Tang Mein Kis Kis Ko Jaga Doon ? ? 

Gham Rahe, Dam Rahe, Faryad Rahe Ya Teri Yaad Rahy . . . ?

Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola: Naam bol? 

Man: 'Trikulavaty Thekeparambli Muttu Iyyer Swami' 

Police (book band kr k) 

Agli bar papers, N.I.C or licence 7 rakhna. . . =P =D 


Nahi Hy Shikwa Tere Tarz-e-Taghaaful Se, 

Shayad Hume'n Hi Nahi Aata Dilo'n Mein Ghar Bnana..! 

Saturday 26 November 2011

Boy: can i take a photo?


Girl: why?


Boy:just wanted 2 show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.


WHat Is MOre UsefuLL AftEr It Is BrOkeN ??
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..


An Egg ::DD


Friday 25 November 2011

New Simplified 


Income Tax:   


1. How Much Money Did  You Make This Year . . . ?   
-   
-   
-   
-  
-   
2. Send It To Us. . . =P =D 

♥ Short But True ♥ 


When You Sit Alone ... 
You Sit With Your Past ... !!! 

Thursday 24 November 2011

Barii Ghustakhiya'n Kerny laga 
Hy Mera Dil Mujh Se 


Ye Jab Se Tera Hua Hy Meri 
Sunta Hii Nahi ... ^_- ♥ 


I Don't Need To 
Be Your FIRST or Your LAST 
But 
I Want To Be The BEST 
You Ever Had ... =) ♥ ♥ 

Tuesday 1 November 2011

To:








*


                                             (example: 1234567
)


   From:







*

             This service is only available in Pakistan.


Don't put 0092 or 0 before the number or your message will not deliver.





   Message:


  








   Security Code :









               







    Powered By: http://freeksms.blogspot.com



IP