The Secret Of Staying Young

Is To

Live Honestly. . . .

Eat Slowly. . . .

&

Lie About Your Age. . . :-D

Once Rani Mukerji Was Given Punishment
To Eat 1000 Chewingums. . . .


She Was Scared Bt Then Suddenly
Saif Ali Khan Said SumThing In Her Ears & She Started Eating. . .


What Did He Say. . ?


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Saif Said “Chak De Chak De, Chak De Sare GUM,
Chak De Chak De Chak De, Tere Sung Hyn Hum!”. . . ;->

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude..

Waah Waaah

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude,

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Being Single Is My Attitude… =P

An Old Mans T-Shirt Quote
Read:


"I am Not 70;I am 16 with 54 years of Experience!


Thats Attitude...
Think Positive!
Over come problems

Har Pal Ne Kaha Ek Pal Se,

Pal Bhar Ke Liye Aap Mere Samne Aa Jao,

Pal Bhar Ka Saath Kuch Aisa Ho,

Ki Har Pal Tum Hi Yaad Aao......

Lo\/E Is NoT TwO WaY ROAD,

It A OnE WaY ROAD,

TrAvELeD By TwO PeOpLe,

ToGeTheR HaNd in HaNd

A police asked to a thief, “Why you went to stole same rack 3 times in a store?

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The Thief replied, “Sir, I stole one dress for my wife and I came to change it twice.”:-DP-)

Ladke ne slim ladki ko sms bheja.


"Chehra tera khas nahi


Hadiyo pe tere mas nahi
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Prpose tuje kya khak karu


Teri to 14feb tk jine ki b aas nahi."

Mai'n Phool Ho'n Meri Khushbu Tum Ho

Mai'n Dil Ho'n Meri Dharkan Tum Ho

Mai'n Jan Ho'n Meri Rooh Tum Ho

Mai'n Jism Ho'n Meri Zindagi Tum Ho

Mai'n Aks Ho'n Meri Haqiqat Tum Ho

Mai'n Saya Ho'n Meri Surat Tum Ho

Mai'n Lub Ho'n Meri Baat Tum Ho

Mai'n Tub Ho'n Mukmal Jeb Merey Sath Tum Ho...