The Secret Of Staying Young

Is To

Live Honestly. . . .

Eat Slowly. . . .

&

Lie About Your Age. . . :-D

Once Rani Mukerji Was Given Punishment
To Eat 1000 Chewingums. . . .


She Was Scared Bt Then Suddenly
Saif Ali Khan Said SumThing In Her Ears & She Started Eating. . .


What Did He Say. . ?


..


..


..

Saif Said “Chak De Chak De, Chak De Sare GUM,
Chak De Chak De Chak De, Tere Sung Hyn Hum!”. . . ;->

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude..

Waah Waaah

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude,

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Being Single Is My Attitude… =P

An Old Mans T-Shirt Quote
Read:


"I am Not 70;I am 16 with 54 years of Experience!


Thats Attitude...
Think Positive!
Over come problems

Har Pal Ne Kaha Ek Pal Se,

Pal Bhar Ke Liye Aap Mere Samne Aa Jao,

Pal Bhar Ka Saath Kuch Aisa Ho,

Ki Har Pal Tum Hi Yaad Aao......

Lo\/E Is NoT TwO WaY ROAD,

It A OnE WaY ROAD,

TrAvELeD By TwO PeOpLe,

ToGeTheR HaNd in HaNd

A police asked to a thief, “Why you went to stole same rack 3 times in a store?

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The Thief replied, “Sir, I stole one dress for my wife and I came to change it twice.”:-DP-)

Ladke ne slim ladki ko sms bheja.


"Chehra tera khas nahi


Hadiyo pe tere mas nahi
...
Prpose tuje kya khak karu


Teri to 14feb tk jine ki b aas nahi."

Mai'n Phool Ho'n Meri Khushbu Tum Ho

Mai'n Dil Ho'n Meri Dharkan Tum Ho

Mai'n Jan Ho'n Meri Rooh Tum Ho

Mai'n Jism Ho'n Meri Zindagi Tum Ho

Mai'n Aks Ho'n Meri Haqiqat Tum Ho

Mai'n Saya Ho'n Meri Surat Tum Ho

Mai'n Lub Ho'n Meri Baat Tum Ho

Mai'n Tub Ho'n Mukmal Jeb Merey Sath Tum Ho...

A Cute Reply Given

By A Boy When Asked

"What Type Of Girl

He Wants To Love ...?"

... ...~She Shud b d Best

Competitor To Show Her

Love,

When

Compared To Mine ~ (:

Kal halki halki barish thi

Kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha

Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray thay

Kal un pe aap ka aks bhi tha

Kal badal kalay gehray thay

Kal chand pay lakhon pahray thay

Kuch tukray aap ki yaad kay

Bari dair say dil main thehray thay

Kal yaadain uljhi uljhi thin

Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thin

Kal yaad bohut tum aye thay

KAL YAAD BOHUT TUM AYE THAY ....

Mom Always Said: 

" Money Doesn't Grow On Trees..." 

Kid: 

Mom Money Is Made From Paper & Paper Comes 

From Trees. 

Therefore Your Argument Is Invalid. . . =p =d 

May B 

It's True That 

Time Heals The Pain. 

Because 

As Time Goes By, 

People Who Left Will Be Replaced 

By People Who Worth Your 

S M I L E ... =] 

A WORD 

'DID' is a word of 

'ACHIEVEMENT' 

'WON'T' is a word of 

'RETREAT' 

'MIGHT' is a word of 

'BEREAVEMENT' 

'CAN'T' is a word of 

'DEFEAT' 

'OUGHT' is a word of 

'DUTY' 

'TRY' is a word of each 

'HOUR' 

'WILL' is word of 

'BEAUTY' 

But 

'CAN' is the word of 

'POWER' 

Make Sure That In Search Of A 

Perfect Person 

You Don't Loose A True One, 

Because 

Perfection Is Fantasy 

& 

Truth Is Reality ... 

People R Like 

Music 

Some Speak The Truth 

N 

0thers R Just Noise ... 

D e D i C a T e D 

Usay Yaqeen Nahi Ke Mein Jaan De Paoun Ga .... 

Mujhe Yeh Khouf Hai Ke Roye Gi Bohat Aazma Ke Mujhe. 

Mere zakhmon ki dawa kon banega tere bad

Mein ne to apne bhi khoe the tujhe paane k lye

Kitni Viran Si Reh Jati Hai Dil Ki Baasti . . .

Jb Chup Chap Chor Jate hyn Toot Kar Chane Wale

Agar Hum Dost Hotay To

Karam Ki Inteha Kartay ....!

Tumhen Palkon Pey Rakhtay Hum

Tumhen Dil main Basatay Hum ...!

Agar Tum Rooth Jaatay To

Tumhen Kitna Manatey Hum ....!

Jo Milney Tum Nahi aatey

To aa kar Khud Tumhain miltey ...!

Tumhari Laghzishon Ko Bhi

Hansi main Hum Uraa Detay ...!

Agar apni Khata Hoti

To Khud Ko Bhi Saza Daitey ...!

Magr Ye Sab Jabhi Hota

Agar Hum Dost Hotey To ….!

Magar itna hee Jana Hay

K Tum Ney aaj Tak Hum Ko

Paraya Keh Kar Jana Hay

Kabhi Hamdam Naa mana Hay

Mere Pyar Ka Anth Kuch Is Kadar Ho, 

Ki Meri Kabar Pe Bana Unka Ghar Ho, 

Wo Jab Jab Soye Zameen Par, 

Mere Seene Se Laga Unka Sar Ho..

Boy : "i Wish I Was Water

N You Were A Fish"

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... ... .

Girl : "why ?"

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Boy : "So You Wouldn't Be

Able To Live Without Me" ;) ♥

Simple bye can make us cry..

Simple joke can make us laugh..

and..

Simple CARE can make us << FALL IN LOVE>>.. ♥

Height Of Thinking 

Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. .. 

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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!. 

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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays ! 

If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again 

We Have To Study From 'Pre Nursery' 

Mubarak Ho! 

3 Chuttiyan Aik Sath... 

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5 Feb= Kashmir Day 

5 Feb= 12 Rabi Ul Awwal 

Aur 

5 Feb= Sunday 

Mazay Karo. 

Ajeeb Tamasha He Mitti Se Bane Logon Ka... 

Bewafai Karo To Rote He...., 

Agar Wafa Karo To Rulate He...'' ' :'( 

Great Words Of A Drinker :~ 

" Drinking Is Not My Hobby.. 

Its My 1st Girl Friend's Last Gift..":- 

kal mili wo muj se,

Sham k waqat,

Bhuji bhuji si,

Jhuki jhuki si,

Udasiyon main rachi basi si,

Jo main na pocha ,,,

Udass kyoun hoo,,

Itni pareshan kyoun hoo,,,

Jhuka k palkain,

Chupa k chera,

Galay sa lag k r

Ro ro k thak gae,

Lagi kahny

Itna romantic masge kya tha

Tum ko

Abu k number par send ho gaya :p

SHOPPING Is Always More Fun

When

You’re Spending Someone Else’s Money

Instead Of Your Own

Attachment Is Not When

Two People Chat Day & Night.

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Its When Someone E-Mails U

And Adds An Image Or Data File With It.

That File Is Called Attachment

Best Insult : 

I Thought You Were 

Good Looking, 

Until I Clicked 

"View More Pictures" =P =D 

Dear Haters, 

I Couldn't Help But Notice That 

"AwesoME" 

Ends With 

"Me" 

And 

"Ugly" 

Starts With 

"U". 

Dear Dreams, 

Please Stop Being 

So Much Better... 

Sincerely, 

Reality 

Boy : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ?

Girl : Awwww ... Yes ! 

Boy : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me :P 

STRANGERS 

Think I'M Quite 

MY FRIENDS 

Think I'M Out-Going 

MY BEST FRIENDS 

Know That I Am Completely Insane 

Take A Step Back. 

Look At Yourself. 

You Are Human. 

You Are Beautiful. :) 

You Are So Beautiful.... 

And You Can Be Anything. 

You Can Be Everything...\O/ 

Do Not Hate Everyone Because Someone Broke Your Heart, 

Or Because Your Parents Split Up, 

Or Your Best Friend Betrayed You, Your Father Hit You, 

The Kid Down The Street Called You Fat, Ugly, Stupid, Worthless. 

Do Not Concern Yourself With Things You Cannot Control. 

Cry When You Need To, :'( 

Then Let Go When It's Time. 

Don't Hang Onto Painful Memories Just Because You're Afraid To Forget. 

Let Go Of Things That Are In The Past. 

Forget Things That Aren't Worth Remembering. 

Stop Taking Things For Granted. 

Live For Something. 

Live For Yourself. 

Fall In Love.....♥" 

Someone Asked Me,

What Kind Of Person Do I Want To Love?.

I Just Said,

"Someone Who Is Not Strong. Not Strong Enough To Let Me Go... ♥

Yaad hay tumhe vo school k din?

Hum kitna khelte they

Baatein karte they

Jhagrtay they

Hanste they

Rotay they

Nai yad?

Kaise yad hoga hum ek school mein kahan parhtay Thay Idiot =D

‎"97%" True and a Fact;

What is the first Thing That Girls Do

When They Open Their Facebook Account ???

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They BecOme Offline...! ;) :O =P

You wanna know who's the

smartest person on earth?

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Read the first word again :)

Boy: I L U... 

Girl: Can You Please Spell It Out 

Just Makes It More Special.. 

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Boy: I'm Leaving You...!:-) 

Emoticon Chat Facebook

Cara menggunakan:
copy code, contoh = [[345533462139449]] <- Copy code ini lalu paste ke chat


[[345533462139449]] = Bete
[[330544910308348]] = Tidur
[[164481350318329]] = Win
[[308300382542918]] = Tenang
[[309626999060642]] = Mata Besar
[[221390677938174]] = Sweet
[[269394746450013]] = Menangis 1
[[263022747090798]] = Hi
[[350421394973827]] = Malu
[[185298018232820]] = Mabok
[[200102950080196]] = Menangis 2
[[299734090065127]] = OMG
[[158227984284324]] = Mad
[[114550798664378]] = Memakai Kacamata
[[208296672587372]] = Berdoa
[[222287944513884]] = We
[[157844747656241]] = Etc
[[158207970952008]] = Groa
[[241721525896214]] = Marah
[[267658843290223]] = Hoeh
[[113519815433465]] = Senang
[[239939099411255]] = Joke
[[346508562029170]] = Kedip Sebelah
[[239249926147852]] = Phew
[[332418196786941]] = Shok
[[328430820514942]] = Tear
[[180154485416003]] = Aaa

IMAGE BERGERAK/MOVING IMAGE:
[[126218570723429]] = Jungkat Jungkit
[[126389787372974]] = Alat Rias Wanita
[[398699314236]] = Bear
[[126232017388751]] = Love Cracked
[[126236287388324]] = Kiss Bye
[[126213110723975]] = Hello Kitty
[[126226964055923]] = Bla bla bla
[[126230880722198]] = Ulat Bulu
[[391395244674]] = Stitch
[[126220920723194]] = Santa
[[391246504674]] = Menari
[[391581559674]] = Mata Besar
[[126278187384134]] = Kuda Nil / Hipopotamus
[[110780922298250]]
[[391394694674]]
[[127878643893717]]
[[398570519236]]
[[394930959230]]
[[126398717372810]]
[[391537884674]]
[[391405744674]]
[[126229327389020]]
[[127868980561350]]
[[126216480723638]]
[[126132024065417]]
[[126217194056900]]
[[126388154039804]]
[[126134560731830]]
[[126231850722101]]
[[334954663181745]] = Spongebob


[[216672855078917]] [[256255337773105]] [[296999947008863]] [[328415510520892]]
[[250632158335643]] [[205633882856736]] [[256255337773105]] [[334427926570136]]
[[224173507657194]] [[312524205448755]] [[312524205448755]] [[312524205448755]]
^
LIKE THIS YOOO....


[[252346194801306]] = RUMAH
[[266313623412267]] = PINGWIN LINUX
[[191560730921873]] = LOGO GOOGLE CHROME
[[182809565135565]] = LOGO GOOGLE ++
[[242070735843795]] = LOGO SNAPTU
[[266910496686186]] = LOGO WINDOWS
[[258958334142268]] = LOGO ANDROID

HURUF ABJAD:
A=" [[196920740401785]]
B=" [[113544575430999]]
C=" [[294715893904555]]
D=" [[294660140569858]]
E=" [[328415510520892]]
F=" [[270221906368791]]
G=" [[212614922155016]]
H=" [[205633882856736]]
I=" [[256255337773105]]
J=" [[288138264570038]]
K=" [[296999947008863]]
L=" [[216672855078917]]
M=" [[278786215503631]]
N=" [[241341589270741]]
O=" [[312524205448755]]
P=" [[200138403410055]]
Q=" [[165410113558613]]
R=" [[203403609746433]]
S=" [[334427926570136]]
T=" [[250632158335643]]
U=" [[285985351447161]]
V=" [[343627398996642]]
W=" [[315740851791114]]
X=" [[136342506479536]]
Y=" [[224173507657194]]
Z=" [[317710424919150]]


I - LOVE - ALLAH:
[[256255337773105]] [[216672855078917]] [[312524205448755]] [[343627398996642]] [[328415510520892]] [[196920740401785]] [[216672855078917]] [[216672855078917]] [[196920740401785]] [[205633882856736]]


KASKUS
[[243344945733611]] = Repost
[[mahochat]] = Maho
[[205827876172490]] = Bingung
[[261018420628968]] = Thumbs
[[328740787138287]] = Nope
[[296027833771776]] = Capede
[[311851138846391]] = Alay
[[guengakak]] = Ngakak
[[203443053077888]] = I LOVE KASKUS


TECHNO LOGO
[[266313623412267]] = PENGUIN LINUX
[[191560730921873]] = LOGO GOOGLE CHROME
[[182809565135565]] = LOGO GOOGLE +
[[242070735843795]] = LOGO SNAPTU
[[266910496686186]] = LOGO WINDOWS
[[258958334142268]] = LOGO ANDROID


MEME KECIL
[[291152600919956]] [[295479677155336]] [[314363058604092]]
[[262834777109378]] [[189006671194968]] [[263319493729810]]
[[251236504943440]] [[287904934588441]] [[185961414833909]]


NYAN CAT
[[265434590178748]] [[164991926934921]] [[209695692449988]] [[250490361685507]] [[278968458819422]] [[349625665051383]] [[205760419511603]]
[[312189672135533]] [[299788346731384]] [[268532783202434]] [[266669970059695]] [[204170799672068]] [[187204144709527]] [[331078983588306]]
[[149240955184679]] [[206407216112871]] [[240669959335314]] [[180619528702085]] [[347768705240557]] [[186661331430535]] [[218646048216424]]
[[344875905539434]] [[328111047214223]] [[323186421038846]] [[157802940990663]] [[159535350818164]] [[296581710385765]] [[271261609598535]]


AND WE'RE IN BUSINESS
[[179756028790264]] [[131478976968398]] [[314076808615174]] [[206240339463055]] [[159403400834378]]
[[200992799990165]] [[196243973803636]] [[270956806292431]] [[346811212001437]] [[328107453874590]]
[[196721100420672]] [[317586898261340]] [[298140226892101]] [[214914048591653]] [[350101681673756]]
[[123765061073750]] [[245710415498757]] [[243298355738272]] [[138812572897166]] [[149419131833071]]
[[158310927607841]] [[310752072297702]] [[316528255036793]] [[335475163146590]] [[221503331260136]]
[[241781875890038]] [[218268384920510]] [[189509191144351]] [[302618756443499]] [[182961465135557]]
[[206151719471944]] [[223223751088260]] [[158685720904140]] [[249080145157161]] [[310957895604838]]


SASHA ANDERSEN
[[159403400834378]] [[297487363621407]] [[1156068411]] [[135921843188987]] [[281219301903813]] [[199562043466774]]
[[295738517127851]] [[155658844536513]] [[209549519130890]] [[142176999226854]] [[246689415397308]] [[199562043466774]]
[[238766052862259]] [[307299595976209]] [[217652968315422]] [[189042331191521]] [[286721874712929]] [[344476392245488]]
[[208520335900424]] [[280378908678680]] [[289772571069549]] [[271456079578545]] [[316530365035101]] [[288356997877538]]
[[291702580880362]] [[165637363538400]] [[150244831751625]] [[241130952627573]] [[120930761357725]] [[325867137432308]]
[[154842501286195]] [[286053358112869]] [[149316288510313]] [[250243511707871]] [[291635414215481]] [[344254632266885]]
[[276412539074685]] [[131586963624296]] [[333374550025341]] [[327570193933422]] [[199699430120687]] [[136021593179546]]


MEME SEDIH
[[222233554520712]] [[155093667926316]] [[159374644168797]]
[[265556180170509]] [[272006802857159]] [[144596118984229]] [[198806320212294]] [[155432547893166]]
[[239088996160999]] [[293626150673074]] [[203611766392684]] [[214124502002999]] [[268692779851733]]
[[181312795299893]] [[269771269745545]] [[189131527848966]] [[121039688013447]] [[347460675267390]]
[[116007985184523]] [[267703239958069]] [[209491689137152]] [[335109106501612]] [[286053824778978]]
[[140147629431094]] [[286265654759471]] [[208524709231940]] [[135568263223992]] [[265887476807116]]


MEME GEDE
[[331399223556184]] [[286042634779174]] [[330023780360758]] [[329237617088409]] [[204120926342364]] [[131297490319188]] [[289987304385341]]
[[295847560451136]] [[278880668827213]] [[260560750675461]] [[264494386943951]] [[208640915887167]] [[270643856326606]] [[334868623190983]]
[[265844723474789]] [[325742447454304]] [[207587629327321]] [[294223273948603]] [[323449457679402]] [[258622847533513]] [[242014162533924]]
[[306019522772134]] [[267712979948966]] [[301751889864065]] [[213122875437139]] [[164020277032670]] [[158735217564918]] [[261124587284685]]
[[114261558693806]] [[113889888730617]] [[316407155046042]] [[316473595041291]] [[346326392049037]] [[284570571589911]] [[298670736837009]]
[[219939044752270]] [[336155773063546]] [[131032267012645]] [[155856061183812]] [[208532722565686]] [[268249169896142]] [[204863289602546]]


SENYUM EMBER
[[334230636605501]] [[335080033169115]] [[314686231886107]]
[[179637912133385]] [[345951442087087]] [[208631755887293]]
[[297872013591588]] [[317089564978607]] [[341555305870236]]


JACKIE CHAN SMILEY
[[159403400834378]] [[350711854942596]] [[181587845273907]] [[158684234236177]] [[351037108247221]] [[200627473361428]]
[[319903324706941]] [[296000840437382]] [[120826078035368]] [[197216497039069]] [[160081354096525]] [[293380127365491]]
[[268119093246586]] [[304021742976441]] [[241231115950237]] [[319494974748104]] [[346830568677550]] [[206278946125685]]
[[165619636871866]] [[327492260603305]] [[212797055468932]] [[331257773559487]] [[219749661438887]] [[298440666864927]]


MOTHER OF GOD
[[159403400834378]] [[301770873198029]] [[124123621037582]] [[165443303555885]] [[225009720907841]] [[159403400834378]]
[[143280719116554]] [[325784210773649]] [[240857172651089]] [[326582487367063]] [[243056889098166]] [[159403400834378]]
[[100126866775028]] [[344748918884490]] [[198318970262933]] [[264742153562246]] [[156223974480296]] [[199239846833770]]
[[337718332906919]] [[159071504197585]] [[159142267522981]] [[285550151496203]] [[217302108349366]] [[243642895706612]]
[[159403400834378]] [[297037847004108]] [[273779062680713]] [[206014099486621]] [[329969420355991]] [[222842284460715]]


PEOPLE
[[67253243887]] - Justin Bieber
[[ladygaga]] or [[10376464573]] - Lady GaGa
[[eminem]] - Eminem
[[zuck]] - Mark Zuckerberg


TOKOH KARTUN
[[249199828481201]] - Konata Izumi
[[250128751720149]] - Domo Kun
[[223328504409723]] - Gintoki Sakata
[[236147243124900]] - Pokeball
[[326134990738733]] - Pikachu
[[155393057897143]] - Doraemon
[[224502284290679]] - Nobita
[[144685078974802]] - Mojacko
[[334954663181745]] - Spongebob
[[196431117116365]] - Shin chan
[[148935948523684]] - Pedo Bear
[[269153023141273]] - Poring


ANOTHER EMO
[[171108522930776]] - Troll face
[[211782832186415]] - Me Gusta
[[143220739082110]] - ARE YOU F4CKING KIDDING ME
[[1680408465586189]] - Feel like a sir
[[169919399735055]] - Not bad Obama
[[142670085793927]] - Mother of God
[[170815706323196]] - Cereal Guy
[[168456309878025]] - LOL Face
[[167359756658519]] - NO Guy
[[14933336846417]] - Yao Ming
[[224812970902314]] - Derp
[[192644604154319]] - Derpina
[[177903015598419]] - Forever Alone
[[148578318584679]] - It's Okay!
[[219611504753863]] - ALL the y
[[305710872791586]] - Impossibruh
[[145768898802324]] - Rage Face
[[309795212383816]] - Watch out, badass
[[129627277060203]] - Poker face
[[105387672833401]] - F4CK YEAH
[[161751797197606]] - CHUCK NORRIS
[[129627277060203]] - POKER FACE
[[100002727365206]] - CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Don't Compare Your Love Story To Those You Watch In Movies. 

They're Written By Scriptwriters, 

Yours Is Written By God ♥ 

Dear Computer User, 

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards 

The Keys 0f Keyboard, 

But 

0ne question. . . 

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me 

With All Your Power...? 

Yours sincerely, 

'ENTER' Key! =P =D 

Dear Girls, 

Please Bring Your Own Jackets. We Get Cold Too. 

Sincerely, 

Boyfriends ... =P 

Dear Boyfriends, 

If You Wanna Continue The Relationship, Please Bring One Extra Jacket If You Get Cold. 

Sincerely, 

Girlfriends ... =P =D 

Dear People, 

Remember 

There's A World 0utside =P 

Sincerely 

The Internet ... =D 

'Facebook Timeline' 

Is An Excellent Graphical 

And Visual Representation 

To Show How You Wasted 

All Your Precious Time In 

The Past. . . =P =D 

People Think 

SMOKING Is Hard 

To Quit. 

G0D ! ! 

They Haven't Tried To 

Quit FACEBOOK Yet .. ! =D 

Sardaron K Gaon Me Nadi Per Pull Bn Gya 

Engineer: Boht Acha Ho Gya Hai 

Santa : Han Ji, Pehly Dhoop Me Tair K Nadi Paar Krte Thy, 

Ub Saaye Me Kren Gy... =P 

Kisi Maa Ne Aj Tak Aisa Beta Ya Beti Nahi Peda Kia 

Jo 

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( '.' ) 

<) (> 

? ? 

Meray Number Per 100 Ka Load Karade? 

Q G 

Hai Koi...? =P ;-> 

Nawaz Shareef Gets A Message 

" Kya Aap Imran Khan Ke Saath Hai? 

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. 

. 

Nawaz Shareef Replies "Nahi Main Ghar Pe Hoon 

Kuch Kaam Tha Kya.??" :D 

Don Ko Sirf 11 Mulko Ki Police Hi Nahi Main B Dhoond Raha Hoon Kyuki.. . 

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Mujhe Ra-One Ki Ticket Ke Paise Wapis Chaahiye... =p =d 

After Watching Anil Kapoor's Role In 

"Mission Impossible 4" 

Whole Bollywood Is Singing D Song. 

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"O Nadaan Parindey Ghar Aa Jaa!!" 

I M A Great Fan Of Thomas Edison, 

Because Of His Quote That... 

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"Tomorrow Is My Exam But I Don't Care 

Because A Single Sheet Of Paper Cannot Decide My Future." :P